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Caution: I Ride Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon
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Caution: I Ride Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon

Color: Deep Teal
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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
Shipping - $4.99 or Free on orders over $75
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Premium Everyday Comfort

The Foundation Tee
Made for people whose lives have been fundamentally changed by a horse.


100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, and built to last. Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric that’s soft enough to be comfortable all day, durable enough to survive barn life without falling apart. Side-seamed construction because we don’t do shortcuts.


True-to-size unisex fit. Designed to work whether you’re heading to the barn, heading to show, or just existing in your horse girl era.

The piece you reach for because it feels like home. Premium quality because the bond with your horse deserves pieces that match its importance.


Wear it with intention.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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Amazing Comfort and Style

Premium weight, thoughtful construction, lasting quality. Designed for people who understand the difference between cost and value.

Wear it while exploring the open roads and back mountain trails. Wear it away from the barn. Wear it anywhere.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.